Caveman Monday!!!

Recent tests have discovered that the Neanderthal genome makes up one percent to four percent of the DNA in any human being descended from Asian or European people. To celebrate the Neanderthal, Toppled Idols is celebrating CAVEMAN MONDAY! Butt of course!




And don't forget the caveladies!




Thanks to the Jimmy Castor Bunch for starting us off with the greatest prehistoric song ever; Troglodyte! But I'd like to take it way way back... Here's Charlie Chaplin in His Prehistoric Past. Feel free to key ahead at any point!



Yaba-Daba-Dooooooooo!!!



So if you look in the mirror in the morning and see something strange... just remember the words of Kurt Cobain: "Neanderthal and all, it's all we are."




The solstice is a time to come out of your caves!

Let's get heavier than a rock formation with some of Plato's knowledge:

Plato imagines a group of people who have lived chained in a cave all of their lives, facing a blank wall. The people watch shadows projected on the wall by things passing in front of a fire behind them, and begin to ascribe forms to these shadows. According to Plato, the shadows are as close as the prisoners get to seeing reality. He then explains how the philosopher is like a prisoner who is freed from the cave and comes to understand that the shadows on the wall are not constitutive of reality at all, as he can perceive the true form of reality rather than the mere shadows seen by the prisoners.

Man, that is one heavy caveman! He must have started it all way back then... when he went:

RIGHT ON!!!

RIGHT ON!!!

Want to live like a caveman? NOW YOU CAN! EXPERIENCE CAVEMAN POWER at
http://www.cavemanpower.com/

Yes, folks, that was when "A typical ancient man was as fit as a modern day athlete"! You could just grab them by their hair... you can't do that today, fellas... it might come off!

Just think... you could have THIS amazing physique:



Captain Caveman always impressed the gals: