Holy Permeating Previews, Batman!

wHowdy, read-rabid rabble-rousers!

It's your friendly neighborhood ink slinger, here to let the secrets out that makes our tickers tick, our mountains moan and our cheeseburgers cheesy! Yes, it's preview time at the ol' creative coral, so saddle up your money bags and ride 'em all the way to the bank!

- Your pal,
"Mad" Marty Muckraker

World War 3 is being unleashed by Top Shelf this February! The perfect valentine's gift. See a preview HERE!



Not only are there pictures, but words as well! If you're one of those "always prepared" types, PRE-ORDER HERE! or just read all about it!


While you're down there... check out SAVINGS ACCOUNT. It is a great little story with purdy cool art. Since Big Numbers will never see the light of day... this is the closest you will get!



That's all for now, kids! Don't be a fool, stay in school!

I Wanna Take You Higher

Scientists have discovered a way to make objects levitate using sound. No, it's not a joke or a hoax.



Levitation is no longer the domain of crackpots and snake-oil peddlers. These generators can also produce waves that can stun and kill people. This technology can hypothetically be used to remove dust from astronaut suits and solar panels when we visit mars. The charge from solar winds and radiation makes dust cling to everything (imagine a super-charged static when you take your clothes out of the dryer). It doesn't seem like a big deal, but this dust is so sharp and dry that it can bore into the air-locks in suits and embed itself all over solar panels.

I personally can't wait until Sunn O))) uses it at a show. You know that's in the works...

DO IT!

George Orwell claimed 1984 as the year totalitarianism would rear its ugly rat-trap-attached-to-your-face head. But after the PMRC was ready to come out of the oven, everyone was focused on the evils of music. Tina Turner was hanging out with David Bowie, Prince's crotch had his own entry in the DSM, the first wave of hardcore had dissipated, leaving a swathe of straight-edge kids to punch smoking girls, Dee Snider was scaring parents with spandex blood and Frank Zappa sat on the toilet. In a word: TURMOIL.

The insanity culminated with Judas Priest "defending the faith." In a lawsuit filed against the gods who gave rock and roll to us, a family claimed that their son had shot himself in the face as a result of backward-masked subliminal messages. The message? DO IT. Yes, that was the message. DO IT. Good thing Nike's non-subliminal ad campaign wasn't around back then. JUST DO IT. Yikes!

Any way, here's a trip down memory lane. Or, a trip down the time before time, when you were just a primordial bisque floating in the ether, awaiting Rob Halford's shrieking pipes to awaken your very being from its slumber: DO IT was actually a message to your parents, telling them to make you. Either way, DO IT! I mean, ENJOY!

Models Still Have No Shame!!!

Avert your eyes!!!

Models Have No Shame!

Lewd and lascivious women and men are declothing every day in America! Scandalous strippers posing for pinko "art" types who drool and watch as these brazen exhibitionists corrupt our youth! Beware the models!